Cold beer and strangeness abound

I have beer................LOTS and LOTS of beer, i think this bears mentioning as i havent had a drink in quite a awhile now, so am getting a little tipsy sat here in the dark, infront of the computer.
That covers the beer part of the title......the strangeness was inspired by my ex-husband, who came round to spend some time with the boy, and to put him to bed, something that he never did when he was living here!!!!!!!!
And thats it, as i am too far away from my beer and in a choice between alcohol and puta, the beer is gonna win!